How to Convince a Small Child to Take a Bath

The book says that you should talk to your small child as you would an adult.

Me: Come, let’s wash?
Child: (Busy playing with blocks) No thanks.
Me: After we wash, we go out, ok? We’ll get into the car and go for a drive, but before that, we wash first? Vroom, vroom! (It was the truth – we were in a hurry to go somewhere and the li’l feller really needed a good scrub)
Child: (Thinking long and hard about it) Um … no thanks.
Me: D’oh!

(Bumping and thudding as the child is dragged kicking and screaming into the shower whilst the father is swearing under his breath)

29 December 2008 | Uncategorized | Comments

One Response to “How to Convince a Small Child to Take a Bath”

  1. 1 anilezfa 29 December 2008 @ 5:45 pm

    hahhahaa now, can you kindly let me know how to convince lan to wake up early morning?

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